7 funniest things the Kardashians said
March 5, 2015
Some say the Kardashians speak words of wisdom, others say they lose brain cells when they speak. You decide what you would think about this famous family.
“I have, like, this sixth sense where I can smell if someone has a cavity.” – Kim Kardashian
I have this, like, sixth sense where I can smell someone’s stupidity.
“Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister is going to jail!” – Kris Jenner
Selfie time is all the time.
“Kim is crazy. There is no way I am going to pump breast milk to feed her little kitty.” – Kourtney Kardashians
Stop hating. Kittens are adorable.
“Sometimes, you have no idea what I think in my head that I wanna do to you, and if I did them, I would go to jail for so many years.” -Khloe Kardashian
Story of my life.
“Do you mind if the lord sits here?” -Scott Disick
No sir, I do not mind. You can sit next to me any day.
“It’s kind of relaxing to come and sit back and think of all the money I made today.” – Scott Disick
I wish I could feel like this, but I’m broke.
“Enough about my weight. Lets go eat some dinner.” – Kourtney Kardashian
My thoughts on day one of my diet.